How rape trials should go?
Lawyer: Did he rape her?
Witness: Yes, but she was drunk and passed out.
Lawyer: That's not what I asked. Did he rape her?
Witness: Yes, but she was wearin-
Lawyer: I didn't ask what she was wearing. Did he rape her?
Witness: Yes, but-
Lawyer: I didn't ask anything else. It's just a simple yes or no answer. Did he rape her?
Witness: Yes.
Laywer: Yes, he raped her.
Rape is rape is rape, no matter the context.
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#would he tho

imagineyouricon:

Imagine your icon crying because someone they loved died

The situation is unknown.
It may be impossible to win. 
However, this person alone I will not allow you to hurt. 
I will always stand before him.
Because all that I am today, started with this person.
9pm: "I'm going to bed now."
10pm: "I'm going to bed now."
11pm: "I'm going to bed now."
12am: "I'm going to bed now."
1am: "I'm going to bed now."
2am: "I'm going to bed now."
3am: "FUCK."
4am: "FUCK."
5am: "OKAY."

incorrectusage:

someone just took that plebcomics comic about people tumblr doesnt think exist and was like

'sure, black people [their wording, not mine] who don't think dreads [again, their wording] are appropriation exist. they change their minds, though, because they're wrong.'

thats a paraphrasing and they included other examples (the bindi being one) but i thought i’d leave their original word choice in so we’re all nice and clear.

or…. sometimes people aren’t MAXIMALLY OUTRAGED!!!!ELEVEN11!!!! about everything?

g

She is not “my girl.”

She belongs to herself. And I am blessed, for with all her freedom, she still comes back to me, moment-to-moment, day-by-day, and night-by-night.

How much more blessed can I be?

(via asvpklla)

This is one of the most freeing statements I have seen in a while

(via livingoutmydash)

dhaunea:

bratkitty:

theshelteredlife:

bewiseyoufool:

essential pie tip. 

Every time I peel an apple from now on.

Brilliant.

Make sure it’s a drill you only use in the kitchen, or be prepared to sterilize the hell out of it.  Nothing ruins an apple pie like that faint aftertaste of motor oil.

"If it isn’t Mr. Eyepatch from way back when."
Episode 67: To Edo